text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed
You call me your Shrek but you treat me like your Farquaad
I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me
i couldn’t be famous cuz i’d get in trouble for spending too much time with the fans. like oh you wanna go get dinner? let’s go. you wanna hang out? ok cool. you wanna go to the mall? awesome we’re going
when people treat you unkindly, be kind. be kind to everyone, all the time, so when you murder them, leave no clues behind and no one will suspect you.